Nikki

We can do it, we can do it
Why's she come forward now?
On sick leave? I believe
I love you, Sally Anne Howe!
Soon I'll be..out and free
pull your finger out and tell the CCRC
We'll do it, we'll do it tonight

Helen:

We'll do it, we'll do it
but only when you've been released
Claire's trying, she's spying
for evidence that we have meeeesed(think Scottish)
As I've said, it's not dead
I've got my hair caught on Bab's bunk bed
We'll do it, we'll do it someday

Nikki:

Don't do this, don't do this
you told me that we're through
each week, we'd speak
and I got by with one look from you (aahh)
I'm done in, I'm sobbin'
I wish you'd pack your bleedin' job in*
Don't do this, don't do this tonight

*alternate line to insert here is

'my boyfriends' gone and bought a Reliant Robin!'

Nikki:

We'll do it, we'll do it
but Femi doesn't understand
It's crucial, It's vital
that as governor you lend a hand
stop bossin', being arsey
I'd help her myself but I only speak Farsi
We'll do it, we'll do it tonight!

Helen:

I'll not do it, not do it
You've really gone and betrayed me
It's over, Forever
I'll fall for someone else, you'll see
You're vile, I'm in denial
How could you kiss a paedophile???
I'll not do it, not do it tonight.

Nikki:

I didn't do it, didn't do it
I just let her view my shed
Not Thomas? You serious?
Have you seen the way he eats his bread?
You'll not hack it or expose Fenner's racket
Have you seen Tom's awful cordroy jacket?
Don't do it, don't do it tonight

Helen:

I'll do it, I'll do it
I never loved you anyway
Tom's gorgeous, you're jealous
You didn't think I'm really gay?
You're absurd, haven't you heard?
He took me on a date with Runnerbird
I'll do it, I'll do it tonight

Nikki:

Don't do it, don't do it
my appeal's in one week's time
if you've snogged him, indulged him
your crime is even worse than mine
I'm sore, cut to the core
is my nurse's coat still in your drawer?
Don't do it, don't do it tonight

Helen:

I did it, yes did it
I even smoked a little pot
He kissed me, undressed me
did I think of you at all?.....NOT!
Jubilation, celebration
to hell with my character assassination
I did it, I did it last night!

Nikki:

You did it, you did it
Whilst I was in my cell
you used me, abused me
I've told Trish all's not well
What's he got that I've not?
Whatever it is, I'll tie it in a reef knot
You did it, you did it last night

Helen:

He did it, Fenner did it
told you I'd been untrue
I don't like it, Shed write it
I've got no say in what I do
don't dispair, I do care
what d'ya mean you've got a new life waiting out there?
He did it, he did it tonight

Nikki:

You can't do it, can't do it
Barbara will lie for us
It's easy, believe me
please don't make such a fuss
resign? it'll be a crime
he gets away with it every bastard time
you can't do it, can't do it tonight

Helen:

I've done it, I've done it
there's nothing else left to do
bad timing, no more lying
they've got too much on me and you
no pleading, no questions
did you know your eyebrows move in ten directions?
I've done it, I've done it tonight

Nikki

I did it, I did it
I've finally been released
Ecstatic, elated
I'm going to get totally peeeeesed
I'm happ-y to be free
do I want to go back to the woman who dumped me?
I did it, I did it tonight

Helen:

You did it, you did it
you won your court appeal
it's brilliant, exciting
'cause I've sorted out how I feel
I've been stupid and stubborn
but now I'm sure I want a ......woman
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!!!

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