The Best Lines from The Fair One

As Nikki Wade:

'Get off me you moron'.

'Jesus, you get around don't you'!

'You wanna watch it Mr Fenner. One of these days that one'll bite it off'.

'I'm fine, I'm bloody marvelous being locked up in here 24 hours a day'.

'I dunno. Touch of PMT'.

'There are only so many macrame plant hangers you need in one lifetime'.

'OK. For you'.

'You don't give up easily do you'.

'Juliet and Juliet would be more my cup of tea'.

'You should give it a go sometime. Don't know what you're missing'.

'50 years now isn't it?'

'Oh come one miss we were only having a quick feel'.

'Is that an interjection? Or an enquiry after my health?'

'Thanks, much obliged... was thinking of cleaning the old s**thole out any way!'

'Piss off Dockley.'

'Tell me... you love me'.

'In your dreams love'.

'I'm not going to give up on you Helen, I can't'.

'Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on?!'

'...so why don't you give in Miss and stick your tongue down my throat'.

'Look, I'm not very good at this sort of thing, but thanks. Thanks a lot'.

'I'm lucky, I keep my privileges up here... where you can't touch 'em'.

'Talking's what you do afterwards'.

'I want to make love to you all night long, is that serious enough?'

'You're gorgeous, I'm totally in love with you'.

'You're not normal your not abnormal, you're just you, you do what you want to do, what you feel'.

'Yeah, well us w**kers won't hold our breath'.

''scuse Me?!'

'What's she gonna do? Stick a couple of sacks over their heads and sling them in the boot of a car?'

'Oh, nice duvet cover. Mmmmm, luxury'.

'I did it to protect you'.

'...being disrespectful to the Wing Governor... by kissing her'.

'Don't let the buggers get you down'.

'...and me Monica. Do you know what it feels like having to face another ten years of this?'

'Why can't you tell me I mean something to you?'

'I suppose an explanation's out of the question is it?'

'Say you'll visit me. Please?!'

'D'you want to come back to my place?'

'Like a magic key?'

'What for? Few extra quid and a duvet? 's all shit.'

'I'm not usually the soppy type, but...'

'I'm going to show you a good time when I get out.'

'Bingo.'

'I've got to talk to you.'

Robin Hood

'You're the lucky one. You get to live.'

'Where's Robin Hood?!' (I feel I must explain this one. It is said in a kind of, growl (dubbed). Although, it is so badly dubbed that Mandana actually said 'Where's Robin?!', but they thought they'd add an extra word in and that nobody would notice. Um... no...).

'I thought I'd killed you once already?!'

As herself

'We all filed wearing, sort of grey. Trying to look prison officery.'

'It felt a bit like we were OAPs and had been married 40 years by the end of it.'

'I was there, in my cap and my gogs...'

'You think you're completely invisible when you're wet... like a pooch... little dog, it doesn't look the same wet as it does dry...'

'Because I'm a sheep.'

'I've ended up thinking women are bloody great!' (so true).

*adopts American accent* 'I killed the copper... I killed the cop.'

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