Keep the Wade Woman (reprise)

(The Knights surround Brian who by now is looking a bit scared, and very confused)

Knights: But a ruthless scheme and a plan,
To write her out of the programme,
Makes us, shake.
Makes us want to take
A hard line stand.

All: The Knights we have ways,
To save the Wade Woman.

Prof: Let me have your attention,
Give us sexual tension...

Bodybag interrupts and sings very high pitched, getting carried away with it all...

Bodybag: I'm a Nikki fan!

All: The Knights we have ways,
To save the Wade Woman.

Prof: Join us, if you can,

All: The Knights we have ways,
To save the Wade Woman.

(Everyone leaves the stage, several people with trays appear and stand in select places around, staring blankly into the distance. A few members of the audience look confused at this apparent incontinuity in the plotline, and then after a bit of prompting and poking with big sticks realise that it is in fact the interval.)

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