BADDER
THAN BAD
By Kathryn Fox (for The Pink Paper)

When
actress Mandana Jones was originally auditioned for a part
in Bad Girls, the mega successful TV prison drama, she was
hoping to get the part of governor. "I wore a grey
suit," she tells me, "trying to fit the stern
image." But as soon as casting director Brian Park
saw her, he asked her to read for the part of Nikki. "Nikki
is a con who has murdered a policeman," Mandana explains.
It's her slim, boy-ish figure and smouldering looks that
make her fit the role so convincingly, I tell her. "What
about these huge boobs?" she giggles, grabbing a handful
of her shirt. I strain for a look. Hmm, not huge exactly,
but generously proportioned. Mandana, as 33, not only has
a model figure, but is now probably earning one.
Bad
Girls has taken the television world by storm, picking up
award after award for best drama. Unusually, it's not only
the ratings that have proved its success, but massive traffic
on the many internet sites dedicated to its dissemination.
Mandana Jones and co-star Simone Lahbib are relaxing between
takes for their third series on the Bad Girls set, at Three
Mills Island in London's East End. Casually dressed, they
eat their lunch from paper plates, taking turns between
mouthfuls to answer my questions. "Simone and I had
already worked together on the London Bridge drama series,"
said Mandana. "We never actually read together at the
audition, so it was a pleasant surprise that Simone got
the part."
Brian
Park, ex-Coronation Street supremo and co-founder of the
production company which makes Bad Girls, could see immediately
why their physical interplay was so brilliant: Mandana as
Nikki - strong, boyish, yet with a vulnerable nobility,
Simone as Helen - softly spoken, curvaceous, and seriously
disturbed by her new-found passion. They are dynamite together.
Simone's
lilting Scottish accent interjects: "Theirs is a love
story; the fact that I act in love with a woman, even though
I'm straight, wasn't a worry." Ah, but that first kiss.
We're they nervous? "No, not really, but it took 16
takes," they both laugh. 16? My God - some women I
know would be close to orgasm by then. Were they enjoying
it so much they kept deliberately getting it wrong? "No,
no," they both giggle. "The director wanted it
to be a kiss that 'just happens'. It couldn't look as if
either of us was predatory. Every time one of us got it
right, the other one got it wrong."
"Nikki
and Helen are really on the same wavelength," Mandana
says, explaining her motivation. "There is a great
deal of intuitive communication between them."
"Helen has deep reservations," says Simone, "not
just because Nikki is behind bars, but because she knows
that eventually she will want to have a family; she is pulled
in many different directions."
"The thing is," Mandana continues, pensively,
"you can never actually take the viewer inside the
heads of two people making love. It's easier to take them
into the mind of a murderer."
Simone qualifies this: "Well, it's not impossible.
I think Jane Campion managed it in The Piano. "We all
three agree that Holly Hunter's exploits with Harvey Keitel
while she played the keys, were, very, very sexy.
The
mind of a murderer, however, is just where Nikki will be
taking the viewers at the beginning of this thrilling third
series. The cliff-hanger ending left Nikki escaping from
Larkhall prison to spend a few precious hours with Helen.
Thousands of lesbian fans up and down the country will be
willing them to keep it together. Will Helen turn her in?
Will Nikki abscond and forget about Helen forever? The pair
are tight-lipped.
One
thing they can talk about is their fans. Adored by legions,
both Simone and Mandana have recieved sacks of mail. "Some
of them are from women pouring out their hearts to us. The
sheer volume is daunting," reveals Mandana. So who
is responsible for answering it? " Well, we are.
I've got sacks in the car, in cupboards, behind the telly.
I feel so guilty; they call from the recesses of my mind.:
'Answer me, answer me.' "
Now
most actors would give their back teeth for an opportunity
to star in a TV series, let alone one as well written as
Bad Girls. Yet there is a price to be paid. Fame of any
sort means the lack of privacy. It intrudes into your mental
furniture and re-arranges it. Simone agrees, lighting a
ciggie. "I read my fan mail and I think: ' Fucking
hell, there's so many amazing people out there.' Some letters
are full of good vibes, but some are quite sad."
Ah, but how about weirdos, I wonder? "Well, some fans
found out where I lived and traced my mobile phone number,
so I had to put a stop to that because of course it becomes
harassment after a while," says Simone. How did she
stop it then? "I registered with the malicious calls
bureau," came the simple answer.
So
how does it feel to be an household name and recognised
by fans in the street? "Well, it's funny, but sometimes
men call out 'Wheyhey! Phaor! Oi, Nikki!' to me, and I think
to myself: 'Wait a minute! You shouldn't be interested in
a dyke like her.'"
No, they shouldn't - not unless they want to be killed in
the crush.
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